Wingnut's definitions

gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

Chopsocky

Actually chopsocky is a darts term deriving from the phrase "chops oche"
meaning to stand with one's foot over the official throwing line in order to get closer to the board

He'd be a champion player but he keeps getting disqualified cos he chopsocky

by Wingnut October 23, 2003

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 6, 2008

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

by wingnut November 14, 2004