wingnut's definitions

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 6, 2008

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

by wingnut November 14, 2004

beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant

"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

sporkle

Made up slang word, designed to confuse Kate.

me: sporkle.
Kate: okay...

by wingnut November 13, 2004