wingnut's definitions

ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

by wingnut November 14, 2004

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 6, 2008

gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014