Wingnut's definitions

sporkle

Made up slang word, designed to confuse Kate.

me: sporkle.
Kate: okay...

by wingnut November 13, 2004

ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

by wingnut November 14, 2004

bliss button

a womans clitoris

"oh yeah baby youre hittin my bliss button!!!!"

by Wingnut January 10, 2004

Chopsocky

Actually chopsocky is a darts term deriving from the phrase "chops oche"
meaning to stand with one's foot over the official throwing line in order to get closer to the board

He'd be a champion player but he keeps getting disqualified cos he chopsocky

by Wingnut October 23, 2003

crowbar

One who has protruding front top teeth, which may be likend to the prongs of a crowbar (also, see pegs)

*In exclamation* "whottah crowbar..."

by WingNut September 5, 2003

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant

"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003