Definitions by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin!

fall on the grenade 

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

fall on the grenade by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Rusty Crutch 

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

Rusty Crutch by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Morange 

A Pale, skinny, no tiited redhead that does not deserve my penis in her slot machine.

Lita is a hot bitch...I would fuck her hard!
That other bitch is a morange however and i aint touching it!

Morange by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Gooselips 

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.

I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!

Gooselips by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Mint Cunt 

The tuna smeared face of a man who cant get a real job or a womenly girlfriend.

Mint Cunt Works in the kitchen of Dilworth School, his girlfriend is a 500 pound Maori bitch who finger fucks the chicken before serving it. This due has no life.

Mint Cunt by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Sonno

Son of Yoko Ono..a little taiwanese whore, who is really a communist and aided the death of her husband.

BITCH! MONEY GRABBER..YOKO ONO!
I feel sorry for sonno!

Sonno by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

TeWiremu

The reason You will Hate male singers!

I have been told that Te Wiremu's Microphone is infact his needle dick spray-painted! Who would have thought a homo would go to new lengths to get a b.j!

TeWiremu by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 17, 2003