Willis's definitions

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Aight buttie?

Welsh greeting meaning ''alright mate?''

''Aight buttie?'' beamed Dafydd, as his muscular arms smothered the sheep in a warm embrace...

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

i think you're nice

This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.

1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship

by Willis May 8, 2008

streetbuddy

Someone that is a goth, or wears gothic like clothes with lots of jewelry, and hangs out in small towns.

I'm going to hang wit my fellow streetbuddies.

by willis February 11, 2004

7sinz.net

*was* great network

R.I.P. 08-20-04
*sheds tear

by Willis August 18, 2004