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Genderless noun to identify someone who lives on the edge of society and consistently finds himself in awkward situations. 'scrunnies' are destined to mess up everything they do in life. 'scrunny' is a derogatory term and often linked with the origin of these individuals, an unidentified place coined 'scrunville'. A 'scrunny' that manages to be successful in life despite their condition, or who is the leader of a pack of 'scrunnies' can be called 'Don Scrunny'.
"My friend's a sock and sandal-wearing self-proclaimed botanist, and a proper scrunny"
"Ulysses lost his wallet again, what a scrunny'
"Go back to Scrunville and leave me alone, scrunny!"
Scrunny by Skeer&Scrunny July 13, 2018
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An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco
This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.
Scrunty by JT6 March 17, 2022

scrutiny 

theres a tiny scar on the right side of her upper thigh righ next to her... yea she may not want me to say that
scrutiny by Da CattZ March 22, 2003

Scrutty Bezzler 

Basicly meaning "scruffy bastard"
Used by small groups of people in Middlesbrough.
smithy - "Ya fuckin' scrutty bezzler, get a wash."

Anal Scrutany 

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
Anal Scrutany by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
scrutty by weaver April 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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