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The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
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by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
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On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011
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