Definitions by William Dean A. Garner

baloops 

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

baloops by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Ripnotize 

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

Ripnotize by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Disastar 

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

Disastar by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

hors d'oeuvre-ivore by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

gimmee-back 

The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job

Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.

gimmee-back by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

ass-pussy by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

tranquil impressionism 

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com

Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com

tranquil impressionism by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009