William Dean A. Garner's definitions
by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009
Get the Disastarmug. Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
Get the charliesheenmug. What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011
Get the Goldsmokemug. The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the tiptopmug. The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
Get the Bazookastanmug. To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.
by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003
Get the crackedmug. a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.
by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003
Get the mockumentarymug.