William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

ciaotime

The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

diarrhito

Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!

Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.

by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010

Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

OOBE

Pronounced OO-bee. Out of body experience.

After her terrible car crash, she had an oobe and watched herself hover over the accident scene.

by William Dean A. Garner May 13, 2011