weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman
Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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Quinch

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.
Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.
by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011
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blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic
My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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Ca-Ching!ster

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.
The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.
by William Dean A. Garner May 23, 2011
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Rust&Dust

Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.
At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.
by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011
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Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.
When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.
by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011
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tranquil impressionism

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com
Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com
by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009
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