William Chan's definitions

Fireman

On South Park, it is a penis.

Max's fireman is less than .000000001mm long.

by William Chan October 22, 2003

fantasy legend

Sports player who produces fantasy points at a high clip consistently.

"Yo, KG(Kevin Garnett) is a fantasy legend, he dropped 75 on my team last night!!!"

by William Chan January 8, 2004

play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".

me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"

by William Chan February 8, 2004

hunning

The act of not passing the ball.

The incessant demand for the ball.

What a hun does during a game.

"Yo, we would have won the game if Will wasn't hunning the damn ball!!!"

by William Chan January 8, 2004

fock

another way of saying fuck without being bleeped out on message boards.

Form of "fuck" used for emphasis when used as an adjective. The "O" apparently gets people's attention when they see it.

"I'm a fOckin badass"

"That's FOCKIN NUTZ MAN!!!!"

by William Chan January 8, 2004

pulling the plug

Turning your PS2 off or pulling the ethernet cord out when you getting destroyed in Madden Online against me.

Also known as a puller

"The loser VickisGod3 is the master of pulling the plug, he pulls when he goes down 14."

by William Chan January 8, 2004

gimmick play faggot

A skill-less player who plays Madden Online and knows only 5 plays max, all of which are near unstoppable unless you manually control the defensive player and pick his shit off and run it back.

Will quit when you figure out how to stop him and claim you are a cheap player

"vickisgod3 is such a gimmick play faggot, the motherfucker only runs the same 2 fucking plays and then he's pulling the plug when you figure him out."

by William Chan January 8, 2004