Definitions by Whitt

AFUT 

An extension of "AFU", meaning "All fucked-up together". This is a good thing.

My flight was delayed 2 hours due to bad weather, but my connecting flight was, too - they were AFUT! Woo-hoo! Lucky me!

AFUT by Whitt July 28, 2007

edupredation 

The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.

Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!

edupredation by Whitt March 21, 2007

communiphobic 

The state of being afraid to talk or, generally, to communicate in any form. Can also apply to being too exhausted to try and communicate. Suffering from communiphobia.

Confused, tired and scattered, Jeannie couldn't muster an ounce of desire to continue the conversation - she was feeling completely communiphobic.

communiphobic by Whitt March 15, 2007

petaphile 

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

petaphile by Whitt March 13, 2007

enthusiasmic 

Orgasmically enthusiastic. Excited to a state of eruption.

Britney was jumping up and down and squealing with delight - she was positively enthusiasmic.

enthusiasmic by Whitt March 11, 2007

Yuba City 

Synonymous with nothing.

Joey was playing poker and threw the cards she'd been dealt down on the table. "Nada, bupkis, Yuba City! - I got NOTHIN'!"

Yuba City by Whitt March 11, 2007

zippernut 

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

zippernut by Whitt March 11, 2007