Whitt's definitions

farble

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

edupredation

The act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students. Such a teacher is an edupredator. There has been a spate of these sorts of activities of late, especially amongst female teachers and their male students.

Erin McLean, a 30-yr old teacher in Knoxville, TN proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair. No more bothersome husband or student left to bother her! Clever girl!

by Whitt March 21, 2007

AFUT

An extension of "AFU", meaning "All fucked-up together". This is a good thing.

My flight was delayed 2 hours due to bad weather, but my connecting flight was, too - they were AFUT! Woo-hoo! Lucky me!

by Whitt July 28, 2007

babymamadrama

Babymamadrama is any action, talk or emotion revolving around overly involved mothers and their kids. These are mothers who LIVE completely for their children, are defined by their motherhood, but exact a price - they demand a level of attachment and almost lover-like relationship from their kids.

That Jocasta, Queen of Thebes! She has her son, Oedipus, kill her husband then marries the boy!! What a bunch of babymamadrama!!

by Whitt March 11, 2007

zippernut

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.

Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.

by Whitt March 11, 2007

farble

The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.

"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

enthusiasmic

Orgasmically enthusiastic. Excited to a state of eruption.

Britney was jumping up and down and squealing with delight - she was positively enthusiasmic.

by Whitt March 11, 2007