Whiskey Drinker Me's definitions

pitty pat

A street in Tara Village where the crackheads live, located in Florence, South Carolina. (See also Tara Village)

I was gonna take Plantation straight in to Tara Drive to avoid the crackheads, but I had to take a detour on Pitty Pat when one ran out in front of me.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010

Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.

Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.

Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010

stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Wandaful

1. A fantastic sensation akin to "wonderful" but moreso associated with any number of angelic women named Wanda. Usually experienced during or after a sexual, or romantic encounter with any Wanda of your choice.

2. Word used to describe the euphoric bliss one feels when in the company of Wanda.

"Man, last night was amazing, and I must say I feel Wandaful!"

by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010