Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 07, 2010
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lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.
I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.
Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.
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Bar Frog

As opposed to the "bar fly", a female who will be seen as a regular in any given drinking establishment, the BAR FROG is not only seen in the bar on a regular basis, but she is usually hopping from table to table (or stool to stool) in hopes of mooching a drink from any guy who she deems as an easy target. Once she has exhausted her welcome, she will move on to the next victim, and remain until her resources are used up, or she passes out at the bar or table.
Lynn became known as the local bar frog down at Rikki's Tavern when she developed the habit of moving from chair to chair and hitting on any man that would buy her a drink.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 02, 2009
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eargasm

When your ear itches deep down inside, and the only way to make it stop is to plunge your finger into it and make a rattling motion, as if trying to scratch the itch. Upon doing this, the relief one feels is so intense and pleasurable, it can easily be compared to an orgasm, and some may even say it is difficult to stop digging at the itch once you start, so you are left fingering your ear like an idiot with your eyes rolling back in your head as if you are actually having an orgasm. Thus the term, Eargasm.
John found it hard to resist when his ear suddenly started itching in the doctor's office, and he soon found himself having an eargasm in front of the entire waiting room.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 05, 2010
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roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
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