Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 08, 2009
When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
by westfalia February 11, 2010
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.
Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010
Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
by westfalia December 14, 2009