corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

shady bff

A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.

Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"

by westfalia January 26, 2010

sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

trick invite

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.

Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009