An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.
Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the trick invitemug. The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
Get the strip sadnessmug. A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
by westfalia February 15, 2010
Get the confidential mix tapemug. Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the got bornmug. Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 07, 2010
Get the epic fuckmug. When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Get the awkward dad momentmug. The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010
Get the tardy circumcisionmug.