127 definitions by Westfalia
Chica: "We're through! I've been cheating on you for the past 3 months!"
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
by Westfalia December 15, 2009
The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.
Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."
Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
by Westfalia December 21, 2009
A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.
Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
by Westfalia May 3, 2010
The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by Westfalia April 23, 2010
A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.
Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."
Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."
Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."
Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."
Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."
by Westfalia January 12, 2010
The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by Westfalia January 13, 2010
A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by Westfalia December 29, 2010