A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
by westfalia February 15, 2010
When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.
Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
by westfalia January 04, 2010
The signature at the bottom of the emails sent from your iPhone. Your iSignature is typically changed from 'Sent from my iPhone' to something funny.
Duder 1: "So, anyway are we all going to kick it this weekend or what? I'm free Friday anytime after 7 and I'll make sure to kick my boo out so we can have dudes night. Just make sure ya'll don't drink too much because last time you tried to kiss me. You guys are such fags."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
by westfalia July 19, 2010
A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.
Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
by westfalia May 03, 2010
The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
by westfalia January 13, 2010