Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
by westfalia February 03, 2010
Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.
Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."
Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."
Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."
Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."
Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
by westfalia December 09, 2009
Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010
Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009