When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.
Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."
Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.
Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010
Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Chica: "Damn that was good. I came like 4 times. Was it good for you?"
Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."
Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."
by westfalia February 04, 2010
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
by westfalia January 19, 2010