Wednesday's definitions

Morp

someone who transends Merpdome.
see: Merp, Meep

Stephanie, Leah, Kris, Joy, Darcy, Luke

by Wednesday November 25, 2003

vlad

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

by Wednesday December 17, 2004

in the oven

In utero, in the womb, ante natal, inside a woman who is up the duff, in the pudding club, etc.

"My cousin's got one in the oven and it's due next March"

by Wednesday January 2, 2004

Slipknot

A band from Des Moines, Iowa, made up of 9 people who never claim to be the best or heaviest metal band on earth, yet somehow, people are always saying that they suck just because they aren't as heavy as some other bands out there. The members of Slipknot have a lot of musical talent, and just because they choose to be signed onto a major record label, doesn't mean that everyone should diss them for just trying to make a living.

People think they are so cool when they say 'Oh, Slipknot isn't hardcore. They suck because I listen to underground death metal bands who no one has ever heard of because I'm an individual' when the members of Slipknot probably have more talent than they ever will.

by Wednesday March 10, 2004

Meep

one who is NOT Merp.
see:Merp, Morp

Meep!
Yikes, Meep!
Did you see that Meep was checking you out!

by Wednesday November 25, 2003

making brownies

Engaged in the act of anal sex.

I was making brownies with your mum last night.

by Wednesday April 20, 2005

donick

Auto sniping pidgeon touching Wendy.

OMG, fu donick.

by Wednesday February 22, 2004