by weave August 24, 2003
That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 10, 2003
When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!
Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!
by weave December 06, 2003
OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
by weave March 27, 2003
In order to get rid of the garlic on my breath, my girlfriend suggested that I drink some bonnyclabber. It definitely got rid of the garlic odor, but I wound up at the gastroenterological unit at the local hospital for 6 weeks.
by weave September 21, 2003
A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
by weave March 21, 2003
If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!
by weave September 08, 2003