Weave's definitions

OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

by weave March 18, 2003

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS

having big titties; also can be used within the context of "breast implants."

My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!

by weave September 28, 2003

briskets

the female breasts

Look at the briskets on Pamela, wow!!!

by weave March 21, 2003

phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

by weave March 19, 2003

bah- fungoo

Italian Slang: Literally, "go stick it in your ass!" or "Up your ass." Derived from "Va F'anculo," an exclamation of annoyance or contempt.

Ah, bah-fungoo! Go back to your goumada, ya bastid!

by weave March 16, 2003

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

the consideration or estimation of something as useless or valueless.

My wife's floccinaucinihilipilification
of money was readily apparent. She would just as soon spend it all before I made it.

by weave September 15, 2003