Weave's definitions

NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

by weave September 17, 2003

punk'd

fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke

by weave May 25, 2003

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

by weave March 27, 2003

GENETIC JACKHAMMER

(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.

With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.

by weave September 1, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003