the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
by weave March 28, 2003
a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.
by weave September 20, 2003
The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.
by weave January 09, 2004
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 26, 2003
a word given to an item or gadget when one does not know the right term, or has forgotten its actual name.
by weave March 17, 2003
an indescribable object for which one cannot remember the name of due to a brain flatulation, or one doesn't know what to call the object
by weave March 19, 2003