Definitions by Weave
SCROGGABILITY INDEX
the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
SCROGGABILITY INDEX by weave March 27, 2003
STUB ONE'S TOE
the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
STUB ONE'S TOE by weave March 27, 2003
sausage wallet
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
sausage wallet by weave March 26, 2003
OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
roshambo
1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.