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Definitions by Weave

SHIT BLASTER 

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.
SHIT BLASTER by weave March 27, 2003

PARSLEY PATCH 

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
PARSLEY PATCH by weave March 27, 2003

roshambo 

1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
roshambo by weave March 26, 2003

sausage wallet 

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
sausage wallet by weave March 26, 2003

STAIN THE PORCELAIN 

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!
STAIN THE PORCELAIN by weave March 26, 2003

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

bug (also called "bed bug") 

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.
Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!