flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
mugGet the flatulate (verb)mug.
a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
His behavior has been a tad off center of late; perhaps, a little dysfunction in his junction.
by weave October 26, 2003
mugGet the DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTIONmug.
The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
mugGet the HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKSmug.

ONION BUTT

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.
by weave April 02, 2003
mugGet the ONION BUTTmug.

MACROPHALLUS

a prodigious penis; a large member.
Adjective: Macrophallic
The porn star, John Holmes, was well-known, and much celebrated for, his monstrous macrophallus.
by weave September 22, 2003
mugGet the MACROPHALLUSmug.

frenigon

a word given to an item or gadget when one does not know the right term, or has forgotten its actual name.
Could you hand me the..uh...frenigon over there? Place this term in the frenigon file
by weave March 16, 2003
mugGet the frenigonmug.
a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.
I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!
by weave March 24, 2003
mugGet the knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shitmug.