Definitions by Weave

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES 

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES by weave October 7, 2003

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE 

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE by weave October 7, 2003

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS 

having big titties; also can be used within the context of "breast implants."

My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS by weave September 28, 2003

WEAVE 

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

WEAVE by weave September 28, 2003

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS 

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.

Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS by weave September 24, 2003

XERTZ 

to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.

After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.

XERTZ by weave September 22, 2003

GLORG 

to complete, finish, or do the dirty work.

My boss had to glorg and terminate my ass!

GLORG by weave September 22, 2003