Wayne's definitions

Padido

Car with only 1 heardlight working

Damn, that cop car is a padido!

by Wayne December 7, 2005

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

raisin

What you must eat in a country where you cannot drink the water. From the Stidfolian dialect of Mexican-Spanish.

You can drink the water, but don't eat the raisins.

by wayne May 22, 2004

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

free

What the fuck can i do now?

i can do any fucking thing i want to and no one can do anything about it.

by wayne June 1, 2004