Wayne's definitions

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 9, 2006

confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

pritch

small in size, skinny

Look at that pritch, she/he can't even hold her/his pants up with those hips.

by wayne September 1, 2003

SSB

Super Smash Brothers, the best fighting game in history made for the N64. Its sequel, Super Smash Brothers: Melee sucks the penis because GameCube has a retarded controller. Kirby owns the shit in SSB.

I owned you with Donkey Kong GGNORE

by Wayne January 16, 2005

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008