Wanker's definitions

2-pac

a tight rapper

asscock, you like to fondle with men's nuts

by wanker November 4, 2003

PETCH

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

shudo

The Japanese practice of "manly love," or homosexuality.

All the samurai got together in the castle and practiced shudo with each other

by wanker November 28, 2004

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 4, 2003

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003