Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
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Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox
Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!
by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023
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Momboy

Alternatives: Milf Femboy, Milfemboy, Femboy Mom.

It's a sexuality-personality trait where a father/husband (or someone who was biologically male) dresses as a femboy and converts themselves into a mother/wife. There are two main reasons of how this is likely to happen.

1. Teen Years Sexuality Discovery:
a boy who is about to turn into a man discovers his true sexuality through terms of either self emotion or past break ups with girls. They slowly develop their self to find who they actually are inside.

2. Widow Cope
It's where a husband or father recently either broke up with their wife due to bad relationship experience between them or if their wife recently passed away and slowly develop into a mother persona to cope with loss, the6 either still wanna care for the kids or don't if they never had any.

It's a sad miserable world but there's still time to cover it with bandaids
I just realized that Auntie Momma is a momboy...that's depressing.
by WWW.COMPASS December 17, 2023
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Basically how I lost my virginity

It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.

Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
Yo, I got news that my friend was in the hot diggity knob incident! It was crazy!
by WWW.COMPASS June 12, 2023
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Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
by WWW.COMPASS June 07, 2023
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Nyctophobia

I had Nyctophobia once.
by WWW.COMPASS September 28, 2023
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UAUG lore

UAUG lore (or Ultimate AU Gateway lore) is a phrase often used by Weston mostly on the discord server to describe an indie projects story that's so complex that it makes no sense. mostly as humor of course.

this phrase is similar to the phrase "fnaf lore" but the only difference is that uaug has nothing to do with fnaf.
bruh this projects story is just as confusing as the uaug lore
by WWW.COMPASS May 29, 2025
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