WIll's definitions

gettin head

when someone puts their mouth around your dick and sucks it until you ejaculate all of your sperm. Also known as oral sex.

Im gettin head this weekend by a hot girl.

by Will April 15, 2004

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

by Will April 7, 2003

lebstromonous

Deliberatley annoying or obnoxious

That would be very lebstromonous of me.

by Will July 24, 2003

heat up the pan

to intensify something

"The troops are in place,General, now its time to heat up the pan."

by will April 17, 2005

vaheena

an insult, comparable to vagina when refering to someone who is a complete douche bag.

look at that vaheena, i feel like punching him in the wiener.

by will January 17, 2004

beauty

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?

'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses

by Will April 13, 2004

shottyhog

someone who uses the shotty more than everyone else

bobz is a shottyhog

by will February 24, 2004