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Dapper

A word that describes someone who looks smart, stylish and/or classy.
1. My dad always looks very dapper in a sharp 3 piece suit when he goes to work, he even makes his boss look poor.

2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
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Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.
Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018
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Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.
Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018
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Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.
Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Bespoke

The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."

The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018
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Pushing poo

Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?

Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.

Old geezer: Tell me..

Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.

Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.

Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 2, 2019
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Hard Work

Something people try to avoid nowadays.
Running a small business takes a tonne of commitment and hard work.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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