WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.

Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018