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Definitions by WHISKEYMAN1234

Hells Angel 

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.
Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.
Hells Angel by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Hard Work 

Something people try to avoid nowadays.
Running a small business takes a tonne of commitment and hard work.
Hard Work by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.
Fired by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

That’s life 

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.
That’s life by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.
Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.
Willy by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.
Bitches by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
When someone is forbidden, usually as a punishment.
Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.
Banned by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018