WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions
To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.
Something a decent human being should never do.
Something a decent human being should never do.
Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.
Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.
Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

“Oh for fuck sake” is probably the first things one shouts out whenever times are tough and he/she just can’t handle it.
Person 1: OMG!! That stupid bastard has just reversed into your new Jaguar. Person 2: Oh for fuck sake!!
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.
Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
