WANK's definitions

PMS

Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.

Fuck, I need some PMS!

by wank December 28, 2005

mao

The word "cat" in chinese, using the first tone (in Mandarin). Like if you were singing a high note.

Wo de mao hen e. (Translation: My cat is very hungry).

by wank September 15, 2005

chinpira

A low-level punk yakuza.

look at that chinpira wearing a track suit and lighting everyones cigarettes

by wank January 7, 2005

kirin

A delicious Japanese beer.

I drank 10 bottles of Kirin ichiban last night.

by wank January 7, 2005

meatholes

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

by wank January 7, 2005

asswipe

Someone or thing that likes to (or is used) to wipe one's bum.

Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.

by wank December 22, 2004

smelly butt

A posterior that smells like lindberger cheese.

A: Man! Whose fuckin butt wreaks?
B: O that's not a booty. That's the lindberger I ate.

by wank December 22, 2004