Vorlon007's definitions
Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.
Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
Get the Macramatic Fevermug. the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
Get the juxt into positionmug. My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
Get the Poot-nannymug. by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015
Get the impressionatemug. Dopplegullet is the mult-layered hanging skin that only manifests in overweight women over the ago of 70. Reminescent of a turkey's wattle, when one with dopplegullet speaks, an echoey waffle is often heard. This is the effect of the dopplegullet. Julia Childs is a famous example of a dopplegullet. Dopplegullets generally prefer to appear on the necks of famous culinary women, as it is generally considered to have epicurian qualities not fully understood by those who cannot acquire a dopple gullet through natural selection A single clucking sound from a well formed dopplegullet, depending on the intonations, can make or break the chances of a new recipe, restaurant or career of a promising young chef. A person with a well formed dopplegullet can earn the respect of her peers through the judicious and wise use of this fabled human outgrowth.
When the lobster bisque contained too much cayene, once Julia Childs shook her dopplegullet and let out a disapproving waffle, Chef Voulez Vouz was never heard from again.
by Vorlon007 September 14, 2013
Get the dopplegulletmug. When Homeland Security announced they would be conducting raids looking for illegal aliens, many of the illegials ran, but some behaved anfranctuous for the duration of the raids.
by Vorlon007 March 4, 2011
Get the Anfranctuousmug. Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.
Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
Get the Puta Malditamug.