Definitions by Vorlon007
juxt into position
the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
juxt into position by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
Unfortunamism
A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.
Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.
Unfortunamism by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016
impressionate
impressionate by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015
dopplegullet
Dopplegullet is the mult-layered hanging skin that only manifests in overweight women over the ago of 70. Reminescent of a turkey's wattle, when one with dopplegullet speaks, an echoey waffle is often heard. This is the effect of the dopplegullet. Julia Childs is a famous example of a dopplegullet. Dopplegullets generally prefer to appear on the necks of famous culinary women, as it is generally considered to have epicurian qualities not fully understood by those who cannot acquire a dopple gullet through natural selection A single clucking sound from a well formed dopplegullet, depending on the intonations, can make or break the chances of a new recipe, restaurant or career of a promising young chef. A person with a well formed dopplegullet can earn the respect of her peers through the judicious and wise use of this fabled human outgrowth.
When the lobster bisque contained too much cayene, once Julia Childs shook her dopplegullet and let out a disapproving waffle, Chef Voulez Vouz was never heard from again.
dopplegullet by Vorlon007 September 14, 2013
Nabadigious
Endemic to a particular relgion or area. Specialization of a species or genus so that it can only be found in a specific area.
Nabadigious by Vorlon007 December 22, 2012
coniptionista
That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.
coniptionista by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012
Billigent
The act of being excessively diligent about billing. A billigent person invents obtuse ways of billing clients and passers-by alike for any reason vaguely linking others to owing money to them.
The billigent attorney would spend more time billing his clients than actually working for them. Every second of his waking hours was spent going over his client list, that way he could bill all his clients on a continual basis and back it up with time-entries like "status update" which actually meant all he did was think of their name and if any new activities were associated with them. More often than not, nothing had changed, given that his "status updates" occurred on an hourly basis. Billigent practices are frowned upon by ethical attorneys.