That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.
by Vorlon007 December 02, 2012
Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)
Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.
by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016
the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
A condition brought about by too much activity in the vagina or ass, rendering the recipient of said activity unable to walk.
My man rocked the man in the boat so hard last night I got jelly legs. I'm still having trouble walking. I hope to god he comes around again tonight!
by Vorlon007 August 23, 2017
When Homeland Security announced they would be conducting raids looking for illegal aliens, many of the illegials ran, but some behaved anfranctuous for the duration of the raids.
by Vorlon007 February 16, 2011
Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016
Dopplegullet is the mult-layered hanging skin that only manifests in overweight women over the ago of 70. Reminescent of a turkey's wattle, when one with dopplegullet speaks, an echoey waffle is often heard. This is the effect of the dopplegullet. Julia Childs is a famous example of a dopplegullet. Dopplegullets generally prefer to appear on the necks of famous culinary women, as it is generally considered to have epicurian qualities not fully understood by those who cannot acquire a dopple gullet through natural selection A single clucking sound from a well formed dopplegullet, depending on the intonations, can make or break the chances of a new recipe, restaurant or career of a promising young chef. A person with a well formed dopplegullet can earn the respect of her peers through the judicious and wise use of this fabled human outgrowth.
When the lobster bisque contained too much cayene, once Julia Childs shook her dopplegullet and let out a disapproving waffle, Chef Voulez Vouz was never heard from again.
by Vorlon007 September 14, 2013