Definitions by Vlad the Impaler

Belgian Curtsy 

Blowjob. SEE ALSO blow-job.

Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.

Belgian Curtsy by Vlad the Impaler March 10, 2007

Houston High-Five 

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

Houston High-Five by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006

fuckslam 

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

fuckslam by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006

Improperganda 

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

Improperganda by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006

Crapdusting 

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

indieground 

The indie music and pop cultural underground, the do-it-yourself community

I'm so tired of the indieground; they wear me out with their puritanical posturing.

indieground by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2006