Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 03, 2006

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 02, 2005

overnotificationification

The tendency of social networking sites (especially Facebook) to notify on absolutely everything one does.

I am sick to death of Facebook's overnotificationification.

by Vlad the Impaler March 24, 2009

errorgasm

Intense pleasure derived from correcting someone else's mistake.

I think Leona might've had an errorgasm when she found that typo in The New Yorker.

by Vlad the Impaler August 20, 2008

driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad the Impaler May 12, 2006

Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler August 30, 2005