Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Cuntquistador

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

by Vlad the Impaler February 9, 2006

errorgasm

Intense pleasure derived from correcting someone else's mistake.

I think Leona might've had an errorgasm when she found that typo in The New Yorker.

by Vlad the Impaler December 9, 2008

Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006

driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006

fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006

Belgian Curtsy

Blowjob. SEE ALSO blow-job.

Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.

by Vlad the Impaler March 10, 2007