Vlad The Impaler's definitions

overnotificationification

The tendency of social networking sites (especially Facebook) to notify on absolutely everything one does.

I am sick to death of Facebook's overnotificationification.

by Vlad the Impaler March 24, 2009

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006

Horny Fishcake

Dean. Dean is a horny fishcake.

Dean was once a fishcake. Then one day he became horny. Now he is a horny fishcake.

by Vlad The Impaler December 23, 2013

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005

fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006