24 definitions by Vlad The Impaler

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad The Impaler February 3, 2006

Belgian Curtsy

Blowjob. SEE ALSO blow-job.

Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.

by Vlad The Impaler March 8, 2007

injectious

Of or having to do with injection drugs, intravenous drug use and abuse.

Man, Stone was really being all injectious the other day.

by Vlad The Impaler November 16, 2007

McRighteous

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.

Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.

by Vlad The Impaler May 24, 2007

Fauxmotion

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

by Vlad The Impaler August 30, 2005

chickchismo

1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!

by Vlad The Impaler August 23, 2006

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad The Impaler February 25, 2005