Definitions by Vee Are Are Schee
smarterchild
A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
smarterchild by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
spleen venting
To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.
After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.
or
Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
or
Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
spleen venting by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
investimigate
To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.
There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.
There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.
"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.
investimigate by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
you're the man now dog
A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.
These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)
These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)
you're the man now dog by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
ytmnd.com
The End of the Internet.
The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.
Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.
Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.
The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.
The Twilight of the Superhighway of Information.
Host to literally over a thousand sites of looping catchphrases. More than two dozen created a day.
Eventually, they will reach critical mass and implode in a way that will make Black Holes jealous.
The end times are nigh; ours deserves damnation.
ytmnd.com by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
hotdog taco
A penis inside a vagina.
You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
hotdog taco by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
1: A book.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004