VINce's definitions

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

Snap, Crackle, and POP

The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!

God damn boy. I used dem pop rocks and it was like oooooo snap, crackle, and pop!

by Vince March 21, 2003

spontenza

a special event of some kind.

yo, come over to my place tonight, we are having a tv spontenza

by Vince August 25, 2004

Imo

International Mathematical Olympiad

A competition that only the smartest people in the world can join.

If I were to compete in IMO, I would have to be at least half smart as Einstein.

by Vince September 20, 2003

pittsburgh penguins

A hockey team also known as generation x since they are going to be so dominant in a few years but now since the team is made up mostly rookies it really isnt fair.

the pens will be good soon

by vince March 29, 2005

phong

anything toward the negative side.

what in blue PHONG is that??

god that kid is such a phonggat!

by Vince March 13, 2004

muhammad ali

most talented boxer of all times

Im so fast that ast night when i went to bed I turned off the lights and I was in bed before the room got dark:Ali

by vince April 3, 2005