scooped up

see also scoop. A fighting tactic in which one person grabs another's legs and attempts to lift him off of the ground, often onto something (table, chair, etc.). Usually results in getting hit repeatedly in the back.

Damn that n*gga got scooped up.
He was tryin' to scoop his ass up.

by Vince December 01, 2003

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by Vince October 01, 2004

Knobstick

A derogitory term for use in most situations, combination of the terms knob and stick

Rick: You're hair looks pretty stupid
John: Shut it, knobstick!

by Vince July 01, 2004

shiznittlebombsnipsamsack

Extremely good. Better than da bomb, the shiznit...the best. Only used in rare circumstances. Made its first public appearance in the movie "Half Baked" when uttered by Thurgood (Dave Chappelle).

Damn...this weed is the shiz-nittle-bomb...snipsamsack!!!

by Vince December 01, 2003

muhammad ali

most talented boxer of all times

Im so fast that ast night when i went to bed I turned off the lights and I was in bed before the room got dark:Ali

by vince April 03, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 31, 2005

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004