Im so fast that ast night when i went to bed I turned off the lights and I was in bed before the room got dark:Ali
by vince April 03, 2005
by vince April 03, 2005
The act of sexual intercoure while the female specimen is on back with her feet next to her head. The male then dominates the woman like he is He-Man and she is his arch nemesis Skelator and yells in a leprachaun/evil voice SKELATOR. Then she screams like the bitch she is as Skelator screamed his dieing words in his defeat to He-Man
by Vince March 22, 2003
International Mathematical Olympiad
A competition that only the smartest people in the world can join.
A competition that only the smartest people in the world can join.
by Vince September 20, 2003
by Vince July 01, 2004
Extremely good. Better than da bomb, the shiznit...the best. Only used in rare circumstances. Made its first public appearance in the movie "Half Baked" when uttered by Thurgood (Dave Chappelle).
by Vince December 01, 2003
A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004