VINce's definitions

Video Kard

The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.

I just pulled a "video kard" at Best Buy... score!!!

by VINce November 12, 2003

nipocent

someone who doesnt know about talking or something like that

That guy is nipocent, but i still like house of legs. hummmzer

by Vince November 12, 2003

doj

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me

by vince April 17, 2005

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Knobstick

A derogitory term for use in most situations, combination of the terms knob and stick

Rick: You're hair looks pretty stupid
John: Shut it, knobstick!

by Vince June 30, 2004

roses

roses the synonem to vagina

"i would go up that girl's roses" or outkast's song roses..."roses really smell like ohh oh oh" which means her vagina smells

by vince April 17, 2004

piss pound

To total demolish a woman's vagina or rectal cavity. To obliterate complete sensation in either orphace. To make her never want to have sex because the pain is so bad it would be like taking a 30 lbs shit.

by Vince March 21, 2003