VINce's definitions

doj

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me

by vince April 17, 2005

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

roses

roses the synonem to vagina

"i would go up that girl's roses" or outkast's song roses..."roses really smell like ohh oh oh" which means her vagina smells

by vince April 17, 2004

piss pound

To total demolish a woman's vagina or rectal cavity. To obliterate complete sensation in either orphace. To make her never want to have sex because the pain is so bad it would be like taking a 30 lbs shit.

by Vince March 21, 2003

AA

A Grade you can get when you Combo your way through an entire song on DDR or get a majority of Perfects.

Yea! I totally AA'd Dream A Dream!

by Vince July 26, 2006

arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that, when you add the word "favorite" in between "my" and "bag," you have a sentence with every single letter in the alphabet in it.

An idiot attempted to sound smart. I fixed his attempt.

by Vince April 7, 2005