VINce's definitions

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by Vince September 30, 2004

kwame kilpatrick

the worst mayor in the history of detroit. also known as the big scheme man.

why is downtown detroit so messed up?
look whos in charge.

by vince March 29, 2005

pittsburgh penguins

A hockey team also known as generation x since they are going to be so dominant in a few years but now since the team is made up mostly rookies it really isnt fair.

the pens will be good soon

by vince March 29, 2005

Worst Movies Of All Time

1.most valuable primate, an insult to the whole game of hockey

the worst movie of all time

by vince March 29, 2005

Corleone

A city in sicily where vito corleone got his name from when he came to america.

I went to corleone when i went to italy

by vince March 29, 2005

watersack

Extra flap of skin that hangs from a fat cats belly.

Whoa! That cat's watersack drags on the ground.

by Vince March 29, 2005