Definitions by VGerX2001

*nsync 

Backstreet Boys, only with all of the talent and appeal stripped away. Thank god they broke up.

Thank god George Lucas removed *NSUCK from Episode II :)

*nsync by VGerX2001 August 31, 2004

Olympic Rating Scale 

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

Olympic Rating Scale by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004

Back to the Past 

The long-awaited prequel trilogy to the Back to the Future trilogy. While "Future" dealt with going to the past, "Past" will deal with going to the future! Ha! Get it? REVERSE LOGIC'D!

Back to the Past > Back to the Future

Back to the Past by VGerX2001 August 6, 2004

saxon 

1. The historical enemies of that King Arthur movie starring Keira Knightley and Clive Owen.

2. The legendary GameFAQs joke account.

1. Clive: SAXONS! THOSANDS OF THEM!
Keira: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you.

2. GameFAQs PW Board: Saxon = Joke Account
Saxon: GameFAQs = Joke Site

saxon by VGerX2001 August 5, 2004

air supply

The greatest band ever. Fuck *NSYNC. Fuck Bitchney Spears. Fuck R. Kelly. Fuck 50 Cent. Fuck all of those loser punk bands. THIS IS REAL MUSIC. If you refuse to listen to Air Supply because it isn't gothic mindrot or hateful metal rock, then you deserve to be castrated with a dull sword.

Making love out of nothing at all...

air supply by VGerX2001 August 5, 2004

McDonalds 

A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies

**Eats at the big mac**
DIAHRREA!
**Uses toilet**

McDonalds by VGerX2001 December 2, 2003