UrbanPrick's definitions

pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

co-wop

Apprenticing in school to be a plumber, chef, mechanic, or any other dirty Italian job. Like co-op, but it-a-impress-a-the-family.

Luigi's doing the co-wop program to become a car mechanic just like his father. It makes his Mama so proud!

by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008

booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

Motrin Pain

The pain you experience after coming down from being high on Motrin. The only cure for Motrin Pain is to take more Motrin.

"There's pain, and then there's Motrin Pain ... Motrin relieves Motrin Pain." - TV ad from the 90s

by UrbanPrick January 7, 2011