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Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!
Texan #2: Legitness!
by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010
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by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013
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It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011
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Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...
btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...
btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006
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What kind of idiot thinks that making out means the exact same thing as oral sex. Already voted down
by UrbanPrick March 5, 2013
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- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
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Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!
Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!
by UrbanPrick April 3, 2008
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