delayed

- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 04, 2006
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jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick February 20, 2011
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Already voted down

What UrbanDictionary tells you when a definition is so shitty that you try to give it thumbs down twice.
What kind of idiot thinks that making out means the exact same thing as oral sex. Already voted down
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meowing out

To back down after you said you were gonna do something. It's the clean version of pussying out.
Example 1: You said you were going to finish this project, now stop meowing out!

Example 2: We've been waiting an hour to go on this rollercoaster, and now you're meowing out on us?
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U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."
I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.
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fuckinnoying

holy shit that music is fuckinnoying
by UrbanPrick January 17, 2011
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