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jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!
by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011
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Already voted down

What UrbanDictionary tells you when a definition is so shitty that you try to give it thumbs down twice.
What kind of idiot thinks that making out means the exact same thing as oral sex. Already voted down
by UrbanPrick March 5, 2013
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I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
mugGet the I have to go now. My planet needs me.mug.

delayed

- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006
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poser

A label that haters will call you when they don't want to admit that you're cooler then them.
Look at that poser over there wearing skate clothes and acting all cool. Why can't he just be himself?
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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JMRS

jumped, mugged, raped, or shot.
something you should probably avoid
if i were you i'd stay away from that part of town ... ya don't wanna get JMRS
by UrbanPrick November 20, 2009
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booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.
Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.
by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012
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