Definitions by UrbanPrick

jelly bean racist 

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

jelly bean racist by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011

poser

A label that haters will call you when they don't want to admit that you're cooler then them.

Look at that poser over there wearing skate clothes and acting all cool. Why can't he just be himself?

poser by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

i am truley sorry for your lots 

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

i am truley sorry for your lots by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

fuckinnoying

a shorter way of saying fucking annoying

holy shit that music is fuckinnoying

fuckinnoying by UrbanPrick January 21, 2011

Motrin Pain 

The pain you experience after coming down from being high on Motrin. The only cure for Motrin Pain is to take more Motrin.

"There's pain, and then there's Motrin Pain ... Motrin relieves Motrin Pain." - TV ad from the 90s

Motrin Pain by UrbanPrick January 7, 2011

IRO 

The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.

"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.

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Aye, youngsters it's time to sing yer alphabet... IRO, IRO, IRO, IRO...

IRO by UrbanPrick November 28, 2010