32 definitions by UrbanPrick
Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!
by UrbanPrick October 2, 2013
Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!
Texan #2: Legitness!
by UrbanPrick November 15, 2010
Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)
Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.
Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!
*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)
Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.
Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!
*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
by UrbanPrick April 7, 2010
by UrbanPrick January 17, 2011
when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster
by UrbanPrick June 22, 2013
Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.
It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
by UrbanPrick August 14, 2011
Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick February 20, 2011