Definitions by Urban humor

Sexual Distancing 

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

Sexual Distancing by Urban humor March 18, 2020

Priestophile 

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.

Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!

Priestophile by Urban humor February 28, 2020

Doomer 

A Baby Boomer that believes we are all doomed by the behavior of the following generations

Jake: Did you hear Mr. Jones say the world is going to implode in the next 20 years?
Zoey: He is such a freaking Doomer!

Doomer by Urban humor January 21, 2020

Ghosn Potion 

Magical elixir for fleeing from one country to another.

I got arrested in Thailand and had to drink some Ghosn Potion to get back to America.

Ghosn Potion by Urban humor January 10, 2020

Self-Deprecating Defacating 

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

Self-Deprecating Defacating by Urban humor May 23, 2019

Trumpatorium 

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

Trumpatorium by Urban humor May 11, 2018

military parade 

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

military parade by Urban humor February 10, 2018