Urban humor's definitions

Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020

Priestophile

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.

Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!

by Urban humor February 28, 2020

Doomer

A Baby Boomer that believes we are all doomed by the behavior of the following generations

Jake: Did you hear Mr. Jones say the world is going to implode in the next 20 years?
Zoey: He is such a freaking Doomer!

by Urban humor January 21, 2020

Ghosn Potion

Magical elixir for fleeing from one country to another.

I got arrested in Thailand and had to drink some Ghosn Potion to get back to America.

by Urban humor January 10, 2020

Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

Trumpatorium

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

by Urban humor May 11, 2018

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018