Urban Dictionary's definitions

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

Thruster

A person who looks/acts like someone who would hump boringly, quickly, and selfishly during the act of mating. This person would also finish his or her climax in a annoying seizure like manner, followed by insincere apologies.

Typically spotted wearing Ratt t-shirts, stone washed jeans, cotton muscle sweat pants, cut-off denim shorts, cell phone clips, high school class rings, colored tube socks with LA Gear sneakers, confederate flag fashions of any kind, brass knuckles, Kiss tattoos, Oakley sunglasses indoors, being shirtless in inappropriate locations, turtle necks under sweaters, and anything close to or including a mullet.

"Whoa, look at that Thruster! I'll bet he gives it hard and fast!"

(Pointing out a loud, stuck in 80's metal, mullet-head) "That guy is a serious Thruster!"

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2005

Hungarian Sundae

Taking a crap with such great volume that it is above the water line in the toilet. And to celebrate this "achievement" you leave a friend/co-worker's business card in the top as a trophy.

I have this condition where I have to take a dump after taking my first drink of alcohol. After politely excusing myself from our table, I walked into a stall and saw that someone had left a Hungarian Sundae in the bowl.

by Urban Dictionary August 9, 2010

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005

chiquita

chiquita-meaning slow;retarted;one has no clue what is going on in life;not reluctant;stupid;sustainable idiot

I found out that George Bush has a chiquita attitude.

by Urban Dictionary September 2, 2004