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Credit Card 

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

Credit Card by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

Cleveland 

Even though cleveland is refered the "Mistake on the Lake" its a great city. Even though most of cleveland is full of notorius thugs, cleveland is a ghetto ass place. The home of the greatest rap group ever, BONE THUGS N HARMONY, no rappers can even come close to those true thugs.

Cleveland is the city

Cleveland by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2008

Vietnam War 

Well, ill start with the Domino Theory. I said that when south vietnam would be conquered, the communism would spread. this was the basis of fighting the war.
I dont feel like going through all of the statistics and stuff, but we basically won militarily. The vietcong was practically annihilated. The North Vietnamese army was crippled. Our estimations of enemy death tolls (the media said were too high) were actually too low. we killed many more.
Effects of war: basically a "warning" so that the domino effect would not occur we may have not turned it around, but we sure as hell stopped it.

the vietnam war was fairly simple, and would have been easily a stunning victory if it had been continued for five more minutes. it was so successful anyway, thanks to G. Warren Nutter, Assistant Secretary of War of foreign affairs. he basically ran the war. --also my grandpa

communism before war--
after--
--- why it seems we lost but....
communism if we didnt fight, the year the war did end -----
--- if we kept fighting -

if you dont get that diagram, dont try to figure it out. its kinda pointless.

Vietnam War by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2008

JFK 

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

JFK by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2008

rogered 

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.

Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.

rogered by Urban Dictionary July 3, 2008

Man Slam 

To fuck a girl so hard that her head goes through a wall, then your buddy on the other side of the wall sticks his dick in her mouth.

"Hey girl, whats wrong with your head?"
"I got Man Slammed."
"You should have been wearing your Viking Helmet."

Man Slam by Urban Dictionary June 30, 2008

Phone Chess 

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

Phone Chess by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008