Uncle Wacky's definitions
The act of launching an elastic object by stretching it back from one's index finger and letting go.
The doctor gave us the strangest advice for maximizing our chances at conception. One of his suggestions was to flingshot my wife's underwear at the wall. If they stick, then we know it's time to have sex.
by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
Get the flingshotmug. I told my wife we needed to spice up our sex life. So, she gave me a wasaBJ and turned my dick into a torch!
by Uncle Wacky February 11, 2019
Get the wasaBJmug. by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020
Get the Corkingmug. The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.
by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019
Get the de sham pumug. A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.
May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
Get the florplemug. To unstick your balls from your legs by adopting a wide stance and shifting your weight left to right, similar to the victory dance displayed by Dhalsim, the Indian combatant from Street Fighter II.
I tried to be subtle about it, but my scrote was so glued to my thigh that I just did a full-on Dhalsim right in front of her. She laughed and shouted “Yoga Fire!” That’s when I knew she was the one.
by Uncle Wacky April 21, 2019
Get the Dhalsimmug. Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.
by Uncle Wacky June 8, 2018
Get the recocknitionmug.