FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
FUCK BASKETBALL
by Uncle Snap July 04, 2024
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