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Cletus the HysteriCon heard about a baker being forced to make a cake for a gay wedding and was so enraged that he camped outside the bakery with a gun; wrote a letter to the editor; and upvoted some nazi posts on Reddit.
by Uncle Joosie May 19, 2018
Get the HysteriCon mug.The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022
Get the DeSanticide mug.At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
Get the Bored Journalist Syndrome mug.The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
Get the Fixed Noise mug.Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.
by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018
Get the Doggie ADD (DADD) mug.Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
Get the Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS) mug.An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
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