The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 07, 2023
Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025
after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.
by Uncle Joosie March 22, 2020
Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 09, 2025
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 06, 2021