133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Donald filled his "administration" with science-denying fuckfaces and is so stupid generally he can't fathom Coronavirus spiraling out of control is his own fault. To cope with bad news Don retreated to his crapper where, while tweeting angrily at Obama, he blew out the toilet with explosive Coronarrhea
by Uncle Joosie March 13, 2020
Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.
Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.
Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.
by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016
Last night, Tamika was flipping channels and saw Miss Lindsey weeping for TFG Drumpf on Fixed Noise. "WHAT the actual fuck was that," she shouted to herself aloud. "Duplishus is not a word and also WHY is he constantly defending that lifelong mobster when, in 2016, he said 'if we elect Trump we'll get creamed as a party, and deserve it'? Lindsey Graham is a disgrace and a coward." Tamika shut off the TV, chucked the remote against the wall and rang her gal pal Carla to go for drinks.
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023
Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"
by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper
by Uncle Joosie July 6, 2020