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Minnamar 

An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
Minnamar by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
Paramus NJ Casino Mobster trump and his Red Hats think Jesus, Judge Pirro and Alex Jones are gonna reinstate him as fake-POTUS in August so he can reclaim the position he stole with Russia in 2016. They're all feverishly working toward a Stoup so Biden is evicted and donald can go back to doing no work and complaining about Rosie O'Donnell.
Stoup by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021

Relaxxinated 

Carla was excited to have a super-chill maskless drinks party with her gal pals after getting vaccinated. When Suzette arrived at her apartment she was positively joyous. "GIRL. we been cooped up for a damn year and, after getting vaccinated, I'm ready to relax and catch up." Carla replied, equally happy, "honey you're Relaxxinated and ready to go! I got you!"
Relaxxinated by Uncle Joosie May 23, 2021

Holy Drip 

when the ladies of Atlanta’s Real Housewives were unpacking LaToya’s relationship with Prophet Lott they called the rumors the holy drip
Holy Drip by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2021

The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump
The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.

My face is spicy 

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack
After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.