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Paramus NJ Casino Mobster trump and his Red Hats think Jesus, Judge Pirro and Alex Jones are gonna reinstate him as fake-POTUS in August so he can reclaim the position he stole with Russia in 2016. They're all feverishly working toward a Stoup so Biden is evicted and donald can go back to doing no work and complaining about Rosie O'Donnell.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

on their third date, Titus and Benji went to a pricey Italian restaurant for a romantic dinner. Benji, 20 years younger, decided to pick up the $100 tab. later Titus called his best gal pal Karla to give her the dish and exclaimed "OMG I have a Sugar Chicken now!"

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

In a closed-door caucus meeting Qpublicans gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation because lunatic-fictional QAnon conspiracies about eating babies and Jewish space lasers are absolutely fine with assholes formerly known as republicans.

Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments