Definitions by Uncle Buck, Tennessee

Snakes on a Plane 

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

Snakes on a Plane by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020

Tangry 

This is a text or email that is written while angry. It's usually not recommended and the person often regrets afterward.

Noah ending up breaking up with his girlfriend after he sent a tangry last night.

Tangry by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 1, 2018

Mazeltov Cocktail 

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

Mazeltov Cocktail by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

movement in the tube 

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

movement in the tube by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018

ghosting that dog turd 

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

ghosting that dog turd by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

forking ridiculous 

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

forking ridiculous by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

Riding redneck 

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.

I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.

Riding redneck by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017