UltimateDoge's definitions

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022

Sellotaped

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.

Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.

by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Thingamabobbed

When someone gets cock and ball tortured.

I got thingamabobbed and I lost a testicle like the Green Day drummer Tre Cool.

by UltimateDoge May 30, 2022

Anonymous

Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!

Anonymous knows alot of words, the man surely has a masters degree in English

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Perfect

1. A song by Ed Sheeran

2. A song by The Smashing Pumpkins

3. A song by Simple Plan

4. A song by Ally Brooke and Topic

5. A Song by One Direction

6. A song by P!nk

7. A song by Selena Gomez

8. A song by Alanis Morissette

9. A song by Why Don't We

10. A song by Tyler The Creator

"Perfect" is the most overused title to a song, all of which are good songs except the one by Simple Plan

by UltimateDoge November 13, 2022

What a wonderful world

A song released in 1967 by Louis Armstrong and one of the best songs ever!

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying
"I love you"

I hear babies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll never know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Oh yeaaahhhhhhhh

by UltimateDoge July 6, 2021