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Fapanese

What teenage boys in the middle of puberty and lonely old men jerk off to because they haven't actually spoke to a girl in their lives, or even lost their virginity, so they resort to jerking off to some cringey anime porn.
Fapanese people are cringey and lonely losers
by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021
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Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.
BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
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Sheeple

noun: Derogatory

An insult used to compare naive and plient individuals to sheep who follow the the rest of the flock. Unfortunately this term has been abused by conspiracy trolls when their opponent in a debate retaliates with evidence that the conspiracy theorist themself is unable to refute with a credible source of their own as they tend to gather evidence which aligns with their biases (confirmation bias).
NASA's a lie, Covid-19 isn't real!,The Earth is flat! Science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!
by UltimateDoge May 30, 2022
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Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!
I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year
by UltimateDoge September 9, 2023
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Nickelback

I listened to Animals by Nickelback and I developed terminal ear cancer and I'm gonna die within weeks
by UltimateDoge December 4, 2022
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Steve Harwell

RIP Steve Harwell 1967-2023. Thanks for making All Star my childhood ❤️
by UltimateDoge September 4, 2023
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Osmosis

The diffusion of water molecules from an area where water molecules are in high concentration to a region they are in lower concentration through a permeable membrane.

An example of Osmosis is when you pour salt on slugs or snails and the water is pulled out of the cells of the snail's body through a process called Osmosis. This leads to snails to shrivel, bubble up and die within a several minutes as a result of dehydration.
The only part of the course I could recall for my biology exam was the osmosis process.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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