UltimateDoge's definitions

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022

Sellotaped

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.

Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.

by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Thingamabobbed

When someone gets cock and ball tortured.

I got thingamabobbed and I lost a testicle like the Green Day drummer Tre Cool.

by UltimateDoge May 30, 2022

Anonymous

Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!

Anonymous knows alot of words, the man surely has a masters degree in English

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Super Gay

A man who isn't attracted to trans men or a woman who isn't attracted to trans women.

I'm Rodney and I'm only attracted to cisgender men, therefore I'm Super Gay!

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2022

Speedy Video

Basically the Blockbuster of Malaysia, which closed down like 3 years ago.

Speedy Video was a place you could rent VCDs, Videos, DVDs etc

by UltimateDoge November 19, 2023

Retard

Donald Trump

"It will start getting cooler, you just watch"- Donald Trump

"I wish scientists could agree with you"

"I don't think science knows actually"

Uh oh, retard alert.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021