Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Proud Mary 

A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.

Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'

Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been

Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river

Proud Mary by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Abe Vigoda Syndrome 

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Betty White 

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

Betty White by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

Death Grip Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021

Dick Move 

1. Something extremely dirty and uncalled for, used to gain an advantage.

2. Masturbation.

1. China releasing a virus across the world was a real dick move.

2. Masturbation is technically a "Dick Move" if you think literally.

Dick Move by Ubeenbamboozledson September 29, 2021

Meme-Hit Wonder 

A band/singer who is only remembered for one song which became a meme.

Rick Astley (Never Gonna Give You Up), Smash Mouth (All Star), and AWOLNATION (Sail/Run) are meme-hit wonders.

Meme-Hit Wonder by Ubeenbamboozledson September 29, 2021

Rhinophyma

A gross medical condition where a person's nose looks like it was dropped into a radioactive barrel.

People with rhinophyma often get judged because of their horribly mutated nose.

Rhinophyma by Ubeenbamboozledson September 29, 2021