Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.
When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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Smile Squad

A formerly funny group of people who hilariously simulated awkward social issues and people. Nowadays, it has been almost nothing but reposts of videos when Sam Li and de facto leader Kurt Tocci were still in the group, and loads of "What it's like to have a friend from (insert country here)" implying they've run out of ideas and are trying to stay relevant despite this.
Smile Squad was good until Kurt left, and it only got worse when Sam left.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 05, 2022
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Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
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Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 07, 2022
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Big Iron

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.

The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.

Some of the most popular ones include:

-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins

-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone

-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 05, 2021
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A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 09, 2025
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Bob Irwin

The lesser known father of Steve Irwin.

Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Bob Irwin is quite amazing when you think about it. The man found out that his son died doing what he loved, and it inspired him to keep going. He even semi-retired two years later to pay respects to Steve.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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