Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Do Not Comply 

A common phrase uttered by vaccine conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is trying to control the people through fear and threats.

"The more you comply to their insane demands, the more insane their demands will get. Do not comply."

-Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida

Do Not Comply by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021

Witchakia 

A word that makes you really good at mini-golf.

Vanoss: You have to say (Witchakia).

Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)

Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.

Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....

Witchakia by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2021

Dakimakura 

A body pillow with a life-sized image of an anime girl on it. Often, the owner treats it as if it's an actual girlfriend. There is a strong social stigma against people who own one, because they are usually anime-obsessed guys with...odd sexual fantasies. But on rare occasions, the owner may just be someone who is forever alone and probably needs a hug, and maybe a bit of therapy for social anxiety/confidence issues.

"Does Dave have a girlfriend yet?"

"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."

"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."

"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."

"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"

"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."

"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"

"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."

"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."

Dakimakura by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2021

Happy Death Day 

A 2017 movie about a young woman who wakes up on her birthday and gets stuck in a timeloop where she is repeatedly murdered by an unknown person and wakes up, being full aware that the day is repeating itself over and over. In order to escape the timeloop, she must figure out who killed her and reverse the roles of killer and victim. But it's not going to be as easy as it seems.

Happy Death Day was quite well-received. A sequel soon followed, and a third movie is in the works.

Happy Death Day by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

Go Home, Go Bed 

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.

I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.

Go Home, Go Bed by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

Drawdiuqs 

Squidward backwards. It became a meme due to its...unusual pronunciation.

Mr. Krabs: Hey SpongeBob! Can you say your name backwards?
SpongeBob: Sure! SpongeBob backwards is Bobe Gnops.

Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) That's funny!
SpongeBob: Now you say YOUR name backwards!
Mr. Krabs: OK. Krabs backwards is Sbark.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) That's funnier!

(Squidward shows up)

Squidward: Hey guys. What are you doing?

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. Can you say your name backwards?

Squidward: Yes, that's easy. Drawdiuqs! (Draw dicks.)

(Squidward quite literally dies of embarrassment)

Drawdiuqs by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

The Macarena Effect 

When nobody knows the actual lyrics to a song, and they only like it because it sounds cool.

The Macarena Effect is, of course, named after the song of the same name. Most people only know two of the words in the entire song.

The Macarena Effect by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021