Legacy Content

An item in a video game that can no longer be obtained through normal means, but nonetheless still exists.

Named for energy weapons with the explosive legendary mod in Fallout 76, which no longer spawn due to a glitch that makes the explosions do far more damage than they are supposed to, resulting in insanely overpowered guns that can mow down almost any non-boss enemy in less than two seconds. Eventually, they were nicknamed "Legacies."

The lengths hardcore gamers will go to in order to get their hands on legacy content on their favorite games is unreal.

"Here's $50, now give me my virtual weapon that will make me absolutely unstoppable," said no one ever...no one except these people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 26, 2021

Rhinophyma

A gross medical condition where a person's nose looks like it was dropped into a radioactive barrel.

People with rhinophyma often get judged because of their horribly mutated nose.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 29, 2021

FU

A complete and utter dick move done solely out of spite, often to someone who doesn't deserve it.

My boss writing me up for standing up to a rude customer was a real FU.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2023

I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

ARFID

Avoidant-Restrictive Food Intake Disorder - A largely unknown and extremely misunderstood eating disorder that causes extreme food sensitivities and distress when trying new foods. The most common symptom is a limited (and very poor) diet, which can cause numerous issues. ARFID commonly coexists with autism, itself a common cause of food sensitivities.

ARFID is different from picky eating in that it is not something you grow out of. It is not "immature." People with ARFID long to be able to experience food like a normal person. Unfortunately, virtually no one understands this; as a result, ableism runs rampant with this disorder.

ARFID is, without a doubt, the most misunderstood disease in the world.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 03, 2024

Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021