Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
I Am A Rock
An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
I Am A Rock by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021
The Monkees
A retired rock group best known for songs such as "I'm a Believer," "Last Train to Clarksville," "Daydream Believer (Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean)," and "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You." While they disbanded and reformed several times since their inception in the 1960's, they ultimately remained active for well over fifty years before embarking on a farewell tour that concluded in November 2021.
The Monkees were composed of four musicians. Three were American, and one was British. They are as follows:
-George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (Micky Dolenz; Born March 8, 1945)
-Robert Michael Nesmith (Michael Nesmith; December 30, 1942 - December 10, 2021)
-David Thomas Jones (Davy Jones; December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012. Yes, he died on leap day.)
-Peter Tork (Born Peter Halsten Thorkelson; February 13, 1942 - February 21, 2019)
-George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (Micky Dolenz; Born March 8, 1945)
-Robert Michael Nesmith (Michael Nesmith; December 30, 1942 - December 10, 2021)
-David Thomas Jones (Davy Jones; December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012. Yes, he died on leap day.)
-Peter Tork (Born Peter Halsten Thorkelson; February 13, 1942 - February 21, 2019)
The Monkees by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021
Do Not Comply
A common phrase uttered by vaccine conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is trying to control the people through fear and threats.
"The more you comply to their insane demands, the more insane their demands will get. Do not comply."
-Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida
-Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida
Do Not Comply by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021
Witchakia
Vanoss: You have to say (Witchakia).
Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)
Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.
Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....
Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)
Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.
Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....
Witchakia by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2021
Dakimakura
A body pillow with a life-sized image of an anime girl on it. Often, the owner treats it as if it's an actual girlfriend. There is a strong social stigma against people who own one, because they are usually anime-obsessed guys with...odd sexual fantasies. But on rare occasions, the owner may just be someone who is forever alone and probably needs a hug, and maybe a bit of therapy for social anxiety/confidence issues.
"Does Dave have a girlfriend yet?"
"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."
"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."
"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."
"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"
"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."
"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"
"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."
"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."
"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."
"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."
"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."
"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"
"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."
"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"
"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."
"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."
Dakimakura by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2021
Happy Death Day
A 2017 movie about a young woman who wakes up on her birthday and gets stuck in a timeloop where she is repeatedly murdered by an unknown person and wakes up, being full aware that the day is repeating itself over and over. In order to escape the timeloop, she must figure out who killed her and reverse the roles of killer and victim. But it's not going to be as easy as it seems.
Happy Death Day by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021
Go Home, Go Bed
An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.
Go Home, Go Bed by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021